fbi-frontdesk-miles:

fbi-agent-anderson:

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

fbi-agent-anderson:

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

fbi-agent-anderson:

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

fbi-agent-anderson:

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

What happens if I spray a knife with knife repellent?

You…. I don’t think you know how those work.

Does it disintegrate? Does it shake too violently for comfort and pop into thin air? Does it collapse in on itself, creating a hole in the space-time continuum, becoming the basis of a spur-of-the-moment webcomic?

It continues forward and still cuts whatever it’s pointed at because, and I ain’t no science guy so I may be wrong but, liquid doesn’t have the force to stop a knife

Nonono you’re not using it as last minute self defense. In our scenario you are spraying a stationary knife with knife repellent. The latter, when used on people or inanimate objects, renders them immune to knives and causes any headed their way to deflect before making contact. So what happens if you spray a knife with knife repellent?

Due to the fact that they are not sentient things, the knives do no care and the stuff on them probably causes a damn infection if it cuts someone.

I could always just test it out, but I only have fork repellent, is knife repellent like fork repellent? Should be, right? After all the two are only a couple utensils apart in The Beginner’s Guide to Metal Objects Around the Home and Work, why would there be any difference?

…. Are you high Miles?

Well there isn’t anything that says it shouldn’t be used as knife repellent, so I guess it’s ok to use as a substitute?

hmmmmmmmmmwahtever you say kid.

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

fbi-agent-anderson:

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

fbi-agent-anderson:

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

fbi-agent-anderson:

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

What happens if I spray a knife with knife repellent?

You…. I don’t think you know how those work.

Does it disintegrate? Does it shake too violently for comfort and pop into thin air? Does it collapse in on itself, creating a hole in the space-time continuum, becoming the basis of a spur-of-the-moment webcomic?

It continues forward and still cuts whatever it’s pointed at because, and I ain’t no science guy so I may be wrong but, liquid doesn’t have the force to stop a knife

Nonono you’re not using it as last minute self defense. In our scenario you are spraying a stationary knife with knife repellent. The latter, when used on people or inanimate objects, renders them immune to knives and causes any headed their way to deflect before making contact. So what happens if you spray a knife with knife repellent?

Due to the fact that they are not sentient things, the knives do no care and the stuff on them probably causes a damn infection if it cuts someone.

I could always just test it out, but I only have fork repellent, is knife repellent like fork repellent? Should be, right? After all the two are only a couple utensils apart in The Beginner’s Guide to Metal Objects Around the Home and Work, why would there be any difference?

…. Are you high Miles?

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

fbi-agent-anderson:

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

fbi-agent-anderson:

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

What happens if I spray a knife with knife repellent?

You…. I don’t think you know how those work.

Does it disintegrate? Does it shake too violently for comfort and pop into thin air? Does it collapse in on itself, creating a hole in the space-time continuum, becoming the basis of a spur-of-the-moment webcomic?

It continues forward and still cuts whatever it’s pointed at because, and I ain’t no science guy so I may be wrong but, liquid doesn’t have the force to stop a knife

Nonono you’re not using it as last minute self defense. In our scenario you are spraying a stationary knife with knife repellent. The latter, when used on people or inanimate objects, renders them immune to knives and causes any headed their way to deflect before making contact. So what happens if you spray a knife with knife repellent?

Due to the fact that they are not sentient things, the knives do no care and the stuff on them probably causes a damn infection if it cuts someone.

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

fbi-agent-anderson:

fbi-frontdesk-miles:

What happens if I spray a knife with knife repellent?

You…. I don’t think you know how those work.

Does it disintegrate? Does it shake too violently for comfort and pop into thin air? Does it collapse in on itself, creating a hole in the space-time continuum, becoming the basis of a spur-of-the-moment webcomic?

It continues forward and still cuts whatever it’s pointed at because, and I ain’t no science guy so I may be wrong but, liquid doesn’t have the force to stop a knife

betthearm:

hundondestiny:

whyyoustabbedme:

Nevaeh now wears a scarf to cover several bald spots and her singed
hair. She was left with first-degree burns, but it could have been worse
according to Tanya Robinson, Nevaeh’s mother.

“The doctor told me her hairstyle saved her life,” Tanya recalled. “Had it been different, she might not be here.”

This isn’t the first time Nevaeh has experienced bullying. Two years ago, another student broke her thumb.

I’m walking into that school like

Hate crime. It should qualify as one.

Nevaeh is thirteen years old. This happened at Gompers School in the Philadelphia School District. The school district has not issued any comment, but y’all can make yours:

Samuel Gompers School

Address: 5701 Wynnefield Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19131

District: The School District of Philadelphia

Phone: (215) 581-5503

The School District of Philadelphia

Address: 

440 N Broad St, Philadelphia, PA 19130

Phone: 215-400-4000

This happened October 25, 2018. This isn’t some random post that won’t die. It’s happening now. Call. Demand accountability and this be treated as a hate crime.