fbi-agent-and-head-chef-wright:

fbi-agent-anderson:

fbi-agent-and-head-chef-wright:

fbi-agent-and-head-chef-wright:

*rolls over 4 times*

*flops silently to the ground*

*silently inchworms across the carpet*

*opens up my drawer with my teeth*

*pulls on a pair of pajama pants over the pair of pajama pants I’m already wearing*

*somersaults to the door*

*literally throws myself down the stairs*

*tip toes to the kitchen*

*sprints to the cupboard*

*tears open a box with my teeth*

Mmmmmm pouptrarst yummy hehehe yum

I hate all of you because this was funny

Was it funny? Cause it also appears to be half the antics of this hellhole with or without alcohol.

I heave never alcoholed, Anderson, and I am offended that you would even gently imply that.

You’re right. Apologies fer even mentioning the stuff, enjoy yer toaster sandwich.

fbi-agent-and-head-chef-wright:

fbi-agent-and-head-chef-wright:

*rolls over 4 times*

*flops silently to the ground*

*silently inchworms across the carpet*

*opens up my drawer with my teeth*

*pulls on a pair of pajama pants over the pair of pajama pants I’m already wearing*

*somersaults to the door*

*literally throws myself down the stairs*

*tip toes to the kitchen*

*sprints to the cupboard*

*tears open a box with my teeth*

Mmmmmm pouptrarst yummy hehehe yum

I hate all of you because this was funny

Was it funny? Cause it also appears to be half the antics of this hellhole with or without alcohol.