saltyemrys:

An image:

The FBI man, watching in abject horror, as I shove a 14th hot dog into my mouth. I chew and swallow, a glazed look in my eye. The FBI man cannot bear witness to this much longer. A single tear streaks down his face. This is not the job he was trained for. He prays for it to end soon. I reach for my 15th hotdog. God has left us.

madellioness:

i-am-a-fish:

there’s something about being gay that just,,,, brings the cowboy out in you

@fbi-agent-anderson

… correct. In an oddly specific way.

I sure do hope so.

mrdsc1010:

me: typing into google a bunch of words and phrases to find that specific vine

fbi agent: