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in-fucking-credible

“you have to pay us more now because we burnt your fucking house down”

step 1: adopt negligent and unsafe business practices
step 2: burn down california 
step 3: get sued by customers for burning down california
step 4: make the customers cover the costs of your lawsuits???????

step 5: go into the customers’ own homes and personally fuck their wives

Big Bill Hell’s Investor Owned Utility Company

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the 20s are soon upon us

captainlordauditor:

certainslantedlight:

things to include

  • flapper dresses
  • jazz music
  • sex positivity
  • women’s rights
  • renewal of arts & culture
  • increased immigration & cultural sharing
  • sequins
  • eyeliner

things to leave behind

  • racism & nativism
  • consumerist culture
  • white guys writing “the great american novel”

more things to include

  • black/jewish solidarity
  • short hair of all textures
  • suspenders
  • beaded & embroidered dresses
  • subtly homoerotic advertising
  • masculine women, feminine men

things to leave behind

  • ineffective prohibition laws
  • wealth gap

absolutely-walnuts:

catastrofries:

mediokurrr:

Can i get a step by step on how to do this?

So far for me it’s been something like:

1. Become aware of how and when you tearing yourself down.

2. Now that you can catch yourself doing it. Offer counters to the negative self talk. A really useful thing I read was to talk to yourself almost the way you would child. Gentle and patient. Even when they fuck up.

3. Take time to celebrate your small accomplishments. You’ve been attacking yourself for every little mistake. Apply that same fervor to the positive things in your life. Did the dishes even though you didn’t want to? Fuck yeah! Got up and took shower? YES!!! You are taking positive steps to feeling better. Celebrate it.

4. Make lists of things you’re good at/ like about yourself. The first time I did this the only two things in my list we’re that I liked my hair and I had good friends. It was start.

5. Don’t beat yourself up if you screw up steps 1-4. It’s counter productive. When I catch myself calling my self stupid for some mistake or other my response now is,“We don’t talk to ourselves like that anymore. What’s something constructive that could actually help solve the problem.”

Most of the time that seems to work. Not always. But more and more Everytime.

I hope any of that made sense.

oh my goodness there are instructions!!

date-a-jew-suggestions:

dogblessyou:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

sweetbr1ar:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

sweetbr1ar:

captainlordauditor:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year

I’M VERY PROUD OF HIM PLEASE TELL HIM I LOVE HIM

aww he should hang out with my dog

THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE TELL UR DOG THEYRE A GOOD BOY

I’ll totally tell him! he is totally the best, here are two more photos from that joyous occasion. happy new year to you and gary!!

Broke: animals wearing Halloween costumes

Woke: animals wearing traditional Jewish clothing

I heard you like nice Jewish dogs?

This post is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

anarchyisfunandfree:

anarchyisfunandfree:

anarchyisfunandfree:

Fun fact, hammering metal spikes into tree trunks is a federal crime in the US because environmental activists used to do it in the 80s to fuck up chainsaws and logging equipment.

So you should never use this effective strategy for disrupting logging operations because it is illegal.

Here’s a link describing exactly how to do it, so you can make sure not to by accident.

burdbrain:

memeberd:

keuppy:

eruditionanimaladoration:

Millennials are ruining corrupt corporate capitalism by caring about animals

Because we do research on branding and see which don’t poison or kill our pets 🙄🙄🙄🙄 but I guess the only killing that matters is another industry

Oh noo you poor name brands maybe you shouldnt have been selling us garbage to feed our fuzzy family members in tHE FIRST PLACE

G O O D.