fbi-agent-and-head-chef-wright:
fbi-agent-and-head-chef-wright:
*rolls over 4 times*
*flops silently to the ground*
*silently inchworms across the carpet*
*opens up my drawer with my teeth*
*pulls on a pair of pajama pants over the pair of pajama pants I’m already wearing*
*somersaults to the door*
*literally throws myself down the stairs*
*tip toes to the kitchen*
*sprints to the cupboard*
*tears open a box with my teeth*
Mmmmmm pouptrarst yummy hehehe yum
I hate all of you because this was funny
Was it funny? Cause it also appears to be half the antics of this hellhole with or without alcohol.