radha-the-introvert:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

adelphicoracle:

aimmyarrowshigh:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

hey remember in 2016 when clown attack panic was a thing? and 2 years later it’s managed to leave no lasting indent in the American psyche, how does that work

A week after Halloween 2016, the biggest and most bloodthirsty clown of all took over the country.

Ohhhhhhhhh

hmm…don’t fuckin like that

Also Pennywise happened, so there’s that

fbi-researcher-scarlette:

fbi-agent-anderson:

fbi-researcher-scarlette:

fbi-agent-anderson:

italian-fbi-agent:

fbi-researcher-scarlette:

italian-fbi-agent:

fbi-researcher-scarlette:

Which one of you just emailed me a “rasputin bongo cat” and asked me if it was my pet?

Turn on location, I wish to speak with you.

What? Was it you?

God, I wish that were me.

6w6;;

Was it you then?

Any and all proof appears to be circumstantial you’ll never convict.

You say that to an ex-prosecutor.

…. I plead the fifth.