pervocracy:

– People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

– People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

– People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

– Maybe knees just suck

Solution: Don’t have knees.

💔 Old memories 💔

Ehh Happy Halloween from ~~the loser cat family~~ Agent Anderson

madellioness:

robotcosmonaut:

I Want To Believe

@fbi-agent-anderson has this in his office

… this is correct.

stimmy-philly:

🌙🌲🐈Chip Anderson🐈🌲🌙
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Character/Art: Me

Name: Clyde “Chip” Anderson

Age: 42

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Position in the fbi: [CLASSIFIED] As far as you need to know, Special Agent works just fine.

Mental or physical illnesses: Alcohol dependence, Clinical depression, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) however he’d learned to manage it for the most part. Has chronic pain from scar tissue, mainly around his right leg- where he’d also happened to have a recent knee injury. We call this “the shit leg” around the office.

physical description if not ai:

other important things: Very minor social anxiety in most respects outside of impact on self-image (then it’s real bad), has 2 cats that he won’t shut up about (also who’s fur may get dragged in, stuck on something), has extreme Nyctophobia caused by [REDACTED], and is known by many as the “office dad”, a slow but loveable dork, always getting injured… a lot. His arch nemesis in the office is any staplers he encounters.

@fbi-captain-rainy