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Tag: anonymous
“He took shrooms and didn’t want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn’t want to break.” is this one you?
We… don’t talk about that.
“Okay I’m officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots.” Chip? This you?
Wghat if they weren’ the ones wearin’ boots?
“I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I’m very well-rounded.” is this chip
(You did it. You defined his character)
Intern Ed: /holding a small device/ Chip: /pulls out a bigger version of the device/ Intern Ed: Woah, yours is bigger than mine. Chip: Let’s not go there. ;)
(I’m not sayin’ he would- but he would. Or at least think it.)
I’m sorry you? Small and light? Bullshit
That’s what I’ve been tellin’ people. I’m perfectly average.
⚠ I’m just a random ass civvie
!!!
Whoah… uh howdy? You’re mighty strong.
raven: favorite fairytale?
Hmm probably either Red Riding Hood or The Ugly Duckling.
vampire: are you afraid of death?
Yes and no…
cauldron: strangest dream (or nightmare) you’ve had?
Eh I’ve had a few but one of the more recent ones had to do with an old case in a funhouse/theatre type a place and it was full a way more traps than i remember there bein’. The oldest I remember is on an old food mascot…
fbi-agent-anderson 