are you an “I’ll find the cryptid”, “i’ll fuck the cryptid” or “i am the cryptid” person?
#thats just a chain of events
@fbi-agent-anderson and probably @post-mortem-melancholy too
Tag: ish
Dick. Noodle.
No those were the two words I did know in this context.
Skedaddle skedoodle your dick is now a noodle
My what is a what now??
It’s Fingers In His Ass Sunday
Out of all the weekly things I thought would happen once I was in a relationship again, this every Sunday was not one of them.
Kanye West, he likes fingers in his ass.
wh- am I going crazy? Has it finally just happened?
I…. my confusion and fear remain.
It’s Fingers In His Ass Sunday
Out of all the weekly things I thought would happen once I was in a relationship again, this every Sunday was not one of them.
Kanye West, he likes fingers in his ass.
wh- am I going crazy? Has it finally just happened?
It’s Fingers In His Ass Sunday
Out of all the weekly things I thought would happen once I was in a relationship again, this every Sunday was not one of them.
me butt ass naked on my window facing the woods during a full moon in case any werewolves are watching
This…this seems like @fbi-agent-anderson
Y’all
I need at LEAST 200 notes on this to change someone’s header to this
“Someone’s header” it’s @fbi-agent-anderson please support our cause
Also the gif is from @ animatedtext go follow the legend
Please we’re begging you we must expose this monsterfucker
One day your chaotic reign of terror will be stopped but for now I’ll bask in the relative freedom from this header cause you still got work ta do.
Y’all
I need at LEAST 200 notes on this to change someone’s header to this
“Someone’s header” it’s @fbi-agent-anderson please support our cause
Also the gif is from @ animatedtext go follow the legend
…. I still don’t think you can do it.
When you gotta ride in the rodeo at 7 but you gotta ride in the hoe-deo at 8
What in… dress code violation
fbi-agent-anderson 