I….. can neither confirm or deny.
Tag: nsfw
are you an “I’ll find the cryptid”, “i’ll fuck the cryptid” or “i am the cryptid” person?
#thats just a chain of events
@fbi-agent-anderson and probably @post-mortem-melancholy too
Dick. Noodle.
No those were the two words I did know in this context.
Skedaddle skedoodle your dick is now a noodle
My what is a what now??
It’s Fingers In His Ass Sunday
Out of all the weekly things I thought would happen once I was in a relationship again, this every Sunday was not one of them.
Kanye West, he likes fingers in his ass.
wh- am I going crazy? Has it finally just happened?
I…. my confusion and fear remain.
It’s Fingers In His Ass Sunday
Out of all the weekly things I thought would happen once I was in a relationship again, this every Sunday was not one of them.
Kanye West, he likes fingers in his ass.
wh- am I going crazy? Has it finally just happened?
It’s Fingers In His Ass Sunday
Out of all the weekly things I thought would happen once I was in a relationship again, this every Sunday was not one of them.
me butt ass naked on my window facing the woods during a full moon in case any werewolves are watching
This…this seems like @fbi-agent-anderson
Aqua: Top or bottom? Azure: What’s your biggest turn-on?
Aqua: Why not both?
Azure: U-uhm ya know what- shows of badassery that reminds me they could kick my ass.
I would never kick your ass…
Ahhh but you could and that’s what truly matters. Although a lot more ‘n that is what I like about ya.
Are you saying your biggest turn-on is the fact that I have the ability to kill you?
…. I plead the fifth.
fbi-agent-anderson 