Aqua: Why not both?
Azure: U-uhm ya know what- shows of badassery that reminds me they could kick my ass.
I would never kick your ass…
Ahhh but you could and that’s what truly matters. Although a lot more ‘n that is what I like about ya.
Tag: nsfw
Answer all the blue questions.
O-oh. Well uh… shoot.
Aqua: Top or bottom?
Azure: What’s your biggest turn-on?
Baby Blue: Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
Uh.. yeah
Carolina: Have you ever had sex with someone of a different gender?
Less so but yes.
Cerulean: What’s your biggest turn-off?
Oh any uh anything including body fluids other than well… ya know. Blood is an exception
Cyan: What’s your sexual orientation?
From what I’ve gathered- I am a Panromantic Grey Asexual
Cobalt: Rough or soft?
Cornflower: Are you a virgin?
Stupid concept but naw.
Denim: Are you naturally submissive or dominant?
Rebellious.
Electric: Do you prefer lingerie to regular underwear?
Looking or wearing? Both are about the same.
Indigo: Do you like phone sex?
Sure if the real thing isn’t able to happen there due to whatever keeps a s/o away
Lapis: What’s your best fantasy?
Best… /// Uh involves some uh outfits and office play..
Midnight: Are you into role-play?
S-sometimes.
Oxford: Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
Not when I had a relationship goin’ on.
Periwinkle: Do you use toys often?
…Define often.
Persian: Would you do public sex at all?
I dunno if I’m allowed to say but it’s not necessarily ever been off the table
Powder Blue: Vanilla sex or spiced up?
It varies.
Prussian: Confess a kink to me?
Uhh collars… Knives
Royal: What’s your favourite position?
Stand and carry
Sapphire: When was the last time you had sex?
… Nine knows
Sky: Do you read smut/watch porn?
Every now an then…
Teal: Where was the strangest place you ever had sex?
….. a ride of sorts.
Tiffany: Would you/do you do sex work?
Not currently but I thought about it a looong time ago
Turquoise: Have you ever taken part in group sex?
A… couple times
True: Do you remember your first time?
Vaguely.
Ultramarine: Do you do/enjoy oral?
Yeah ta both.
Zaffre: Make up your own question!
No u.
Aqua: Top or bottom? Azure: What’s your biggest turn-on?
Aqua: Why not both?
Azure: U-uhm ya know what- shows of badassery that reminds me they could kick my ass.
Cobalt: Rough or soft?
Depends on the mood.
50 Shades of Blue! Send a colour to ask something sexual:
Aqua: Top or bottom?
Azure: What’s your biggest turn-on?
Baby Blue: Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
Carolina: Have you ever had sex with someone of a different gender?
Cerulean: What’s your biggest turn-off?
Cyan: What’s your sexual orientation?
Cobalt: Rough or soft?
Cornflower: Are you a virgin?
Denim: Are you naturally submissive or dominant?
Electric: Do you prefer lingerie to regular underwear?
Indigo: Do you like phone sex?
Lapis: What’s your best fantasy?
Midnight: Are you into role-play?
Oxford: Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
Periwinkle: Do you use toys often?
Persian: Would you do public sex at all?
Powder Blue: Vanilla sex or spiced up?
Prussian: Confess a kink to me?
Royal: What’s your favourite position?
Sapphire: When was the last time you had sex?
Sky: Do you read smut/watch porn?
Teal: Where was the strangest place you ever had sex?
Tiffany: Would you/do you do sex work?
Turquoise: Have you ever taken part in group sex?
True: Do you remember your first time?
Ultramarine: Do you do/enjoy oral?
Zaffre: Make up your own question!
Y’all
I need at LEAST 200 notes on this to change someone’s header to this
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Also the gif is from @ animatedtext go follow the legend
Please we’re begging you we must expose this monsterfucker
One day your chaotic reign of terror will be stopped but for now I’ll bask in the relative freedom from this header cause you still got work ta do.
Y’all
I need at LEAST 200 notes on this to change someone’s header to this
“Someone’s header” it’s @fbi-agent-anderson please support our cause
Also the gif is from @ animatedtext go follow the legend
…. I still don’t think you can do it.
50 Shades of Blue! Send a colour to ask something sexual:
Aqua: Top or bottom?
Azure: What’s your biggest turn-on?
Baby Blue: Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
Carolina: Have you ever had sex with someone of a different gender?
Cerulean: What’s your biggest turn-off?
Cyan: What’s your sexual orientation?
Cobalt: Rough or soft?
Cornflower: Are you a virgin?
Denim: Are you naturally submissive or dominant?
Electric: Do you prefer lingerie to regular underwear?
Indigo: Do you like phone sex?
Lapis: What’s your best fantasy?
Midnight: Are you into role-play?
Oxford: Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
Periwinkle: Do you use toys often?
Persian: Would you do public sex at all?
Powder Blue: Vanilla sex or spiced up?
Prussian: Confess a kink to me?
Royal: What’s your favourite position?
Sapphire: When was the last time you had sex?
Sky: Do you read smut/watch porn?
Teal: Where was the strangest place you ever had sex?
Tiffany: Would you/do you do sex work?
Turquoise: Have you ever taken part in group sex?
True: Do you remember your first time?
Ultramarine: Do you do/enjoy oral?
Zaffre: Make up your own question!
When you gotta ride in the rodeo at 7 but you gotta ride in the hoe-deo at 8
What in… dress code violation
“Okay I’m officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots.” Chip? This you?
Wghat if they weren’ the ones wearin’ boots?
Okay I’m officially a Texan now-
H-
,,6~ú,,
And how does that feel?
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