Headcanon: Would fuck someone on a mechanical bull. Probably has already.
Tag: nsfw
casually call your friends cowards to assert dominance
friend: hey, do you mind closing the door for me?
me: sure thing coward
chip @ alex: you want to give me head coward
……
Alex has a framed picture of nick’s ass on his desk~ mod lunar
I DO NOT
PROVE IT
I am sitting in my desk right now, come over here!
i c a n t
butthole
you’re a butthole!
😡😦 im sorry i called u a butthole
hnnnnn that was pretty mean of me
It’s ok, you’re not a butthole
….. He hides it when he thinks people are looking.
fbi-tactical-medic-ace-magnus:
Rebloging if you love moth man and want him to be President.
DELETE THIS INSTANTLY.
No. He deserves it.
Didn’t you want moth man to raw you, Chip?
Mothman is my son
Well uhhhh…. This is awkward…
I want daddy’s cummies so bad. Wanna slurp it down and have it all over my face daddy.
you know… I’m probably old enough to be like your real dad? What. Why.
😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I’m 💘daddy’s💘 👑princess 👑but I’m also a whore! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
………….. You…… All need to accept the lord into your life. Whatever religion just….. please
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he’d give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it’s my only goal… 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy!
fbi-agent-anderson 