💔 Old memories 💔
Tag: ooc
People that need therapy in the office:
Everyone
Real meme-ing on dad hours.
let him be
Stimnky bastard man.
Real meme-ing on dad hours.
So, in case you didn’t catch it goin’ around- you can click ❤️HERE❤️ to make an adorable lil’ pixel kid AND you can register/re-register to vote. 2 in 1 if ya ask me. In the meantime, take a lil’ Chip punching a nazi~
“I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I’m very well-rounded.” is this chip
(You did it. You defined his character)
Intern Ed: /holding a small device/ Chip: /pulls out a bigger version of the device/ Intern Ed: Woah, yours is bigger than mine. Chip: Let’s not go there. ;)
(I’m not sayin’ he would- but he would. Or at least think it.)
Name: Clyde “Chip” Anderson
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Species: Human
Position in the fbi: [CLASSIFIED] As far as you need to know, Special Agent works just fine.
Mental or physical illnesses: Alcohol dependence, Clinical depression, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) however he’d learned to manage it for the most part. Has chronic pain from scar tissue, mainly around his right leg- where he’d also happened to have a recent knee injury. We call this “the shit leg” around the office.
physical description if not ai:
other important things: Very minor social anxiety in most respects outside of impact on self-image (then it’s real bad), has 2 cats that he won’t shut up about (also who’s fur may get dragged in, stuck on something), has extreme Nyctophobia caused by [REDACTED], and is known by many as the “office dad”, a slow but loveable dork, always getting injured… a lot. His arch nemesis in the office is any staplers he encounters.
Buckle Up I Made My Own Drawing Meme
Send me an emoji + a character of mine!
Style:
… 👔 in formal attire!
… 📌 in their work clothes!
… 💍 in a wedding dress!
… 💋 in sexy attire!
… ⛄ in winter clothes!
… ☀ in summer clothes!
… 😴 in their pajamas!
… 👗 dressed for the club!
… 👤 in goth attire!
… 😎 in punk attire!… 🥇 dressed for their favorite sport!
… 🐶 in a kigurumi!
… 🎤 as a pop star!… 📝 as a student!
… 💪 as a Greaser/Soc!… 🐴 in a horse mask!
… 🕍 in Victorian attire!
… 🛀 in nothing but a towel!
… ✌ as a 1960s hippie!
… ☝ in 1990s grunge attire!
… 😬 in something they would never wear!Magical:
… 🐟 as a mermaid!
… 🦇 as a vampire!
… 🐺 as a werewolf!
… 🐲 as a dragon!
… 😇 as an angel!
… 😈 as a demon!
… 🌼 as a fairy!… 🖤 as a witch!
… 🦉 with their familiar!
… ⚔ with their weapon of choice!
… 👻 as a ghost!… 🌠 as a cosmic being!
Fiction:
… 🍥 in a cosplay!
… 👑 as royalty!… 🏹 as a JRPG class!
… 🎲 as a D&D class!
… 👓 as a superhero/supervillain!
… 😺 as an animal!
… 👽 as a species from another show/movie/etc!
… 🤖 as a robot!
… 🐯 as a furry!Headcanons:
… 👶 as a child!
… 👪 with their family!
… 👯 with their best friend!
… 👎 with their enemy!
… 🐹 with their pet(s)!… 🗺 in an outfit of their cultural heritage!
… 💐 surrounded by their favorite flowers!
… 👴 as an elderly person!
… 🎶 to a song that I associate with them!Special:
… 🙃 with the mun!
… ✍ in the style of another artist!
… 🖍 in the drawing style of my muse!
… 🌀 as a fusion with another OC!
… ☢ as a different fandom interpretation!
… 💩 as a meme!
… 🕐 as an old interpretation of the mun’s!
OOC: I got nuthin’ else to do.
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